Stay At Home Housewife

Most days I love coming to work, but today was one of those days I thought to myself, “I could be a really good stay at home housewife.”  If M read my blog he would laugh because in his mind a requirement would be to cook.  In mine, it would be to know how to order takeout. 

7:30-10:30 AM.  Grab some Greek yogurt, watch a little bit of the Today show in bed, get ready to workout at either Soul Cycle/Barry’s Bootcamp or maybe a run depending on the day. 

10:30 AM-1:30 PM. Head home, straighten up our 800 sq foot apartment {see I need this job, right?}, shower, eat lunch, decide what to make for dinner.

1:30-4:30 PM. Run errands/Groceries/Shopping/Watch Days of our Lives/Catch-up on trash TV/Read.

5:30 PM. Start prepping dinner while listening to music.  Meals will be trial and error at the beginning because I seriously have no patients when it comes to cooking.  Or maybe nap from my crazy hard day.  This would also be the time that I text M asking him to come home because I’m bored.  Happens each time I work from home.

6:30 PM. Marco comes home from a long day at work.  We go for a walk or watch whatever sporting event is on that night while I cook dinner.

8:00 PM. Eat dinner while watching Jon Stewart from the night before.  Yes, we eat dinner in front of the TV, don't judge.

10:30 PM. Head to bed and read.

11:30 PM. Lights out.

In my head this sounded way better, but now that I see it on paper it looks like on paper I am not impressed.  As fun as it would be to have the freedom of not working and doing whatever you want, I like the structure.  If you were a stay at home wife what would be on your list?